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Find your Dream Chicken

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Modern Farmer has provided a handy resource to tell you what kind of chicken is right for you, but I was a little disappointed that they didn't present it in Cosmo quiz form. So here’s the Grist List quiz, based on Modern Farmer’s chicken guide, to determine your chicken personality.

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Your chicken would live:

  • a) In my mouth, after I cook it.
  • b) In a coop.
  • c) In my bed with me.
  • d) In the refrigerator, because it’s warmer than the yard.
  • e) In a gallery.
  • f) In a community garden.

You want to keep chickens because:

  • a) Two words: barbecue sauce.
  • b) One word: omelettes.
  • c) I need something, anything to love me.
  • d) I’m amassing more warm-blooded beings to huddle with.
  • e) Chickens are like poetry with wings.
  • f) They can fit in a drawer. Chickens can fit in a drawer, right?

When you watch the end of The Incredible Journey, you say:

  • a) “Those would be tasty with barbecue sauce.”
  • b) “Who cares, none of these animals lay eggs.”
  • c) Nothing because you are incoherent with weeping.
  • d) “Brrrr.”
  • e) What fantastic cinematography!
  • f) Oh please, like I have a television.

On a Friday night, you’re usually:

  • a) Taking the 80 oz. steak challenge down at the Roadhouse.
  • b) Egging people’s houses.
  • c) Volunteering at the animal shelter.
  • d) Hypothermic.
  • e) Working on your masterpiece.
  • f) Trying to find enough room in your house to lie down.

 Click here to see your results on Grist.org. 




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